If Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the USA” made it onto your Fourth Of July Playlist this year, you hate America. But don’t worry, we’re here to help. Turn off the radio, because no one wants to hear that godawful Katy Perry song about her firework boobs anymore (If you’re looking for a pop music fix, though, let me direct you to Marina & the Diamonds’ “Hollywood” as the only acceptable choice). So, here it is, your new favorite Patriotic Playlist, accompanied by the image of The Boss’s nice tight jeans: Continue reading
