Listen, whoever started that whole B101 bullshit needs to be sterilized. Christmas music just isn’t good. If you’re not Chuck Berry or The Kinks, chances are you aren’t doing it right at all. Every Christmas song you hear on the radio or your mother’s “Holiday Compilation” CD is either obnoxious, depressing, annoying, terribly written/executed, or all of the above. Basically, if you haven’t figured it out already… it’s not my favorite thing. Continue reading
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If Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the USA” made it onto your Fourth Of July Playlist this year, you hate America. But don’t worry, we’re here to help. Turn off the radio, because no one wants to hear that godawful Katy Perry song about her firework boobs anymore (If you’re looking for a pop music fix, though, let me direct you to Marina & the Diamonds’ “Hollywood” as the only acceptable choice). So, here it is, your new favorite Patriotic Playlist, accompanied by the image of The Boss’s nice tight jeans: Continue reading
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Valentine’s 2010 Playlist
By Lewis McKinney
Most of you probably don’t know, but our writer Lewis makes all kinds of good playlists. Here’s one that I scooped up from his tumblr, including that nudey photo (his doing, not mine). Real talk, though, sometimes you just need a good cohesive playlist, especially on the day when everyone’s only listening to either that sad Honorary Title song or bad pop music. We’ve got you covered. Continue reading
